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Follow the ongoing saga of the 3rd Street Crew as they defend New Chicago City from evil villains like The Mercenary:

Mercenary Wars

The Story…

A local martial arts instructor named Bud (who goes by GhostofSocrates on YouTube) once encountered the mystical being known as “Mr. Pig,” who granted him the ability to travel to other dimensions in the charted multiverse… Soon after he discovered an alternate universe… Familiar, yet vastly different from his home world…

The 3rd Street Universe.

There he became The Vigilante Bud Johnson, upon whom Poseidon bestowed the ability to morph into The Lobster Avenger, a being for whom the cosmos is his ocean, and regular oceans are also his ocean because he’s a lobster. And because he’s a lobster, he joined a group called Crustacean Nation, and together they make music with their other 3rd Street friends and oppose evil villains who threaten Earth.

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Planet Earth in the 3rd Street Universe is rather similar to yours, with a few exceptions. Strange beings with fantastic powers share this world with the human population. Some of these beings try to do good, some prefer to be evil, but most of them like to make music. And many of them can be found on 3rd Street in New Chicago City.

The Abe Vigoda Building on 3rd Street is the base of operations for the 3rd Street Crew, (31st floor), the Biskit Boys (2nd floor), Crustacean Nation (3rd floor), and the School of Glock (8th floor).

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3rd Street Crew

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The protectors of New Chicago City, led by Galactic Pizza Man.

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The Biskit Boys

A skeleton gang whose members maintain their immortality by consuming Chicken in a Biskit. No one is sure how that counts as “eating” since every time a skeleton eats one it falls to the ground because, you know, no stomach or body. Still works though. They possess supernatural regeneration powers, even able to reassemble after being blown up (that happens on occasion). The Biskit Boys often collaborate with the 3rd Street Crew on projects.

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The Boys!

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Crustacean Nation

A group led by DJ Barry SHELLAFONTÉ dedicated to music (particularly their genre LOBSTEP) and professional wrestling. They are also a well-organized fighting unit, and an essential part of the 3rd Street Crew.

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Leader of Crustacean Nation.

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DJ and master chef.

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Reporter @ the Daily Claw

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The Vigilante Bud Johnson in Lobster Avenger mode.

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The record label

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Tim: Good Boy — Carl: Bad Boy

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School of Glock

An organization of fish people in the music industry who are also (allegedly) a crime syndicate. They are led by Fish Newton.

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Online Music Critic and Leader of the School of Glock, an entirely legitimate organization totally not involved with crime in any way.

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Chaplain / Minister

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Gill-T & C-Lyfe are the head generals of the Fish Army.

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The Breakfast Cult

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Also known as the Time Cult, depending on where in the multiverse you are. Great at making breakfast & summoning elder gods, although they always suffer several casualties each time they summon one.
They’re also really bad at time travel.

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THE ANCIENT ONE

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Unaffiliated/Independent

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The 13th President of the United States

Powers/Abilities: indestructible, immortal killing machine. Lasers, bombs, more lasers, flamethrowers, wild spinning blades of doom, etc. Randomly appears to wreak havoc and then leaves.

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Powerful legs

Powers/Abilities: Can breathe underwater, run up to 200 mph, and can destroy a 747 plane with a single kick.

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Clones of Hulk Hogan bent on mayhem and destruction

Powers/Abilities: Each clone has all the abilities of Hulk Hogan. Also they can teleport for some reason.

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Intends to rule the world. He is called the Mercenary not because he is a mercenary but because that’s his name: John Dante Raphael Mercenary.

Powers/Abilities: The extent of the Mercenary’s powers is still a mystery. He is known for having superhuman strength and durability, and is a versatile magic user.

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