Follow the ongoing saga of the 3rd Street Crew as they defend New Chicago City from evil villains like The Mercenary:
The Story…
A local martial arts instructor named Bud (who goes by GhostofSocrates on YouTube) once encountered the mystical being known as “Mr. Pig,” who granted him the ability to travel to other dimensions in the charted multiverse… Soon after he discovered an alternate universe… Familiar, yet vastly different from his home world…
The 3rd Street Universe.
There he became The Vigilante Bud Johnson, upon whom Poseidon bestowed the ability to morph into The Lobster Avenger, a being for whom the cosmos is his ocean, and regular oceans are also his ocean because he’s a lobster. And because he’s a lobster, he joined a group called Crustacean Nation, and together they make music with their other 3rd Street friends and oppose evil villains who threaten Earth.
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Planet Earth in the 3rd Street Universe is rather similar to yours, with a few exceptions. Strange beings with fantastic powers share this world with the human population. Some of these beings try to do good, some prefer to be evil, but most of them like to make music. And most of them can be found on 3rd Street.
The Abe Vigoda Building on 3rd Street in the town of New Chicago City is the base of operations for the 3rd Street Crew, (31st floor), the Biskit Boys (2nd floor), Crustacean Nation (3rd floor), and the School of Glock (8th floor).
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3rd Street Crew
The 3rd Street Crew, dedicated to protecting New Chicago City, led by Galactic Pizza Man.
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Powers/Abilities: Expert in Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai Kickboxing. Possesses an assortment of tools and weapons for any situation. Fluent in seven languages, including ASL.
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Powers/Abilities: expert marksman and hand-to-hand combatant.
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Powers/Abilities: Can create multiple clones of himself.
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Powers/Abilities: Expert DJ, has a book of 100 spells which he has memorized and can cast efficiently.
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Powers/Abilities: Best pilot in the known multiverse. He slips his flippers into mechanical arms when he needs the use of hands. Expert mechanic and part-time inventor.
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Powers/Abilities: armored spacesuit gives him increased strength, flight, scanners, radar, lasers, and space travel and interdimensional travel.
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Powers/Abilities: Former member of 3rd Street who now works as the Oracle of Poseidon. Can breathe underwater and survive the extreme pressure of the deep sea. Trained in the mystic arts. Uses a dagger instead of a wand to cast spells, and sometimes decides to just slice an enemy up when needed due to her extensive training in Filipino knife fighting.
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Powers/Abilities: Lenny has the power to grow to a full-sized ship and can carry passengers. He’s also equipped with lasers, missiles, and sensors. And there are bombs in his briefcase.
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Powers/Abilities: empath and emotional control. Can manipulate emotions through the power of music.
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Powers/Abilities: telekinesis, danger sense, healing powers.
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Powers/Abilities: can fly, teleport, turn invisible, phase through objects, and create small items out of nowhere like hats, guitars, umbrellas, grenades, etc.
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Powers/Abilities: flight, supernatural strength, invulnerability, can survive in space, at the bottom of the sea, and at Denny’s.
Nemesis: Drake
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Powers/Abilities: expert hand-to-hand combatant, has nearly perfect aim.
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Powers/Abilities: He’s an immortal T-Rex.
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Powers/Abilities: Has a high-tech helmet & cool utility belt full of gadgets, weapons, and tools.
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Powers/Abilities: Former 3rd Street member. Currently missing after launching himself into a dimensional portal. Has unbreakable bones and skin. Poor memory.
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The Biskit Boys
A skeleton gang whose members maintain their immortality by consuming Chicken in a Biskit. No one is sure how that counts as “eating” since every time a skeleton eats one it falls to the ground because, you know, no stomach or body. Still works though. They possess supernatural regeneration powers, even able to reassemble after being blown up (that happens on occasion). The Biskit Boys often collaborate with the 3rd Street Crew on projects.
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Crustacean Nation
A group led by DJ Barry SHELLAFONTÉ dedicated to music (particularly their genre LOBSTEP) and professional wrestling. They are also a well-organized fighting unit, and an essential part of the 3rd Street Crew.
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Powers/Abilities: Martial arts expert, great swimmer, can breathe underwater, can travel great distances and even through space when in lobster mode.
Nemesis: Formerly Hulk Hogan; currently The Mercenary
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School of Glock
An organization of fish people in the music industry who are also (allegedly) a crime syndicate. They are led by Fish Newton.
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Gill-T & C-Lyfe are the head generals of the Fish Army.
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The Breakfast Cult
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They’re also really bad at time travel.
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Unaffiliated/Independent
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Powers/Abilities: indestructible, immortal killing machine. Lasers, bombs, more lasers, flamethrowers, wild spinning blades of doom, etc. Randomly appears to wreak havoc and then leaves.
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Powers/Abilities: super strength and invulnerability, the “Triple Threat Suplex,” interdimensional travel, proficient in three forms of wizardry: hydromancy (water), pyromancy (fire), and discomancy (that funky music).
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Powers/Abilities: Can breathe underwater, run up to 200 mph, and can destroy a 747 plane with a single kick.
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Powers/Abilities: He can explode parts of his body or his entire body. He always recovers from the explosion because he’s stubborn.
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Powers/Abilities: He’s a bear and he will punch you. He can also manipulate reality on the microscopic level via dark magic, but only uses that power if you make him angry.
Don’t make Bill angry.
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Powers/Abilities: Each clone has all the abilities of Hulk Hogan.
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Powers/Abilities: A cyborg with Hulk strength and endurance, CM Hogan was the first Hulk Hogan clone ever created. He was later turned into a cyborg. He can spawn Hulk Hogan clones from his chest. The clones range in size and power levels. The smaller the clone, the weirder they get.
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Powers/Abilities: stealth, agility, built-in spy gadgets, speaks four languages, has the Denny’s menu memorized, doesn’t fight often but likes to work out.
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Powers/Abilities: The Mercenary’s first henchman, Blazing Monk shoots a death ray from the clock that hangs from his neck and flies on a giant floating frisbee, both his own inventions. He creates tools and weapons to assist the Mercenary in his villainous quest.
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Powers/Abilities: The second henchman of the Mercenary, Bad Viking employs his berserker rage, indiscriminate hustle, performance enhancing chemicals, and overpowered good luck to overcome his foes.
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Powers/Abilities: The extent of the Mercenary’s powers is still a mystery. He is known for having superhuman strength and durability, and is a versatile magic user.
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