A local martial arts instructor named Bud (who goes by GhostofSocrates on YouTube) once encountered the mystical being known as “Mr. Pig,” who granted him special powers along with the ability to travel to other dimensions in the charted multiverse… Soon after he discovered an alternate universe… Familiar, yet vastly different from his home world…
The 3rd Street Universe.
There he became The Vigilante Bud Johnson, upon whom Poseidon bestowed the ability to morph into The Lobster Avenger, a being for whom the cosmos is his ocean, and regular oceans are also his ocean because he’s a lobster. And because he’s a lobster, he joined a group called Crustacean Nation, and together they make music with their other 3rd Street friends and oppose evil villains who threaten Earth.
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Planet Earth in the 3rd Street Universe is rather similar to yours, with a few exceptions. Strange beings with fantastic powers share this world with the human population. Some of these beings try to do good, some prefer to be evil, but most of them like to make music. And most of them can be found on 3rd Street.
The Abe Vigoda Building on 3rd Street in the town of New Chicago City is the base of operations for the 3rd Street Crew, (1st floor), the Biskit Boys (2nd floor), Crustacean Nation (3rd floor), and the School of Glock (4th floor).
The Frank Stallone Building across the street is the headquarters of the Breakfast Cult. Learn more about these groups below…
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3rd Street Crew
The 3rd Street Crew,dedicated to creating music and protecting earth, led by D-Money.
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Powers/Abilities: Expert in Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai Kickboxing. Possesses an assortment of tools and weapons for any situation. Fluent in seven languages, including ASL.
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Powers/Abilities: expert marksman and hand-to-hand combatant.
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Powers/Abilities: Master of every weapon and musical instrument. Possesses a magical axe.
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Powers/Abilities: Can create multiple clones of himself.
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Powers/Abilities: Expert DJ, has a book of 100 spells which he has memorized and can cast efficiently.
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Powers/Abilities: Best pilot in the known multiverse. He slips his flippers into mechanical arms when he needs the use of hands. Expert mechanic and part-time inventor.
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Powers/Abilities: armored spacesuit gives him increased strength, flight, scanners, radar, lasers, and space travel and interdimensional travel.
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Powers/Abilities: trained in the mystic arts. Uses a dagger instead of a wand to cast spells, and sometimes decides to just slice an enemy up when needed due to her extensive training in Filipino knife fighting.
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Powers/Abilities: black belt in karate, tae kwon do, and a purple belt in jiu-jitsu. Wears a protective helmet that shields his mind from telepaths and gives him heightened senses.
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Powers/Abilities: He’s a spaceship, just smaller.
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Powers/Abilities: excellent swimmer.
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Powers/Abilities: empath and emotional control. Can manipulate emotions through the power of music.
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Powers/Abilities: superhuman strength, can fly with his rocket boots, can summon a legion of cats to fight beside him.
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Powers/Abilities: telekinesis, danger sense, healing powers.
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Powers/Abilities: can fly, teleport, turn invisible, phase through objects, and create small items out of nowhere like hats, guitars, umbrellas, grenades, etc.
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Powers/Abilities: flight, supernatural strength, invulnerability, can survive in space, at the bottom of the sea, and at Denny’s.
Nemesis: Drake
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Powers/Abilities: expert hand-to-hand combatant, has nearly perfect aim.
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Powers/Abilities: He’s an immortal T-Rex.
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Powers/Abilities: Has a high-tech helmet & cool utility belt full of gadgets, weapons, and tools.
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Powers/Abilities: can launch himself at opponents. Unbreakable bones and skin. Poor memory.
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The Biskit Boys
A skeleton gang whose members maintain their immortality by consuming Chicken in a Biskit. No one is sure how that counts as “eating” since every time a skeleton eats one it falls to the ground because, you know, no stomach or body. Still works though. The Biskit Boys often collaborate with the 3rd Street Crew on music projects.
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Crustacean Nation
A group led by DJ Barry SHELLAFONTÉ dedicated to music (particularly their genre LOBSTEP) and professional wrestling. They are also a well-organized fighting unit, and an essential part of the 3rd Street Crew.
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Powers/Abilities: Martial arts expert, great swimmer, can breathe underwater, can travel great distances and even through space when in lobster mode.
Nemesis: Hulk Hogan
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School of Glock
An organization of fish people in the music industry who are also (allegedly) a crime syndicate. They are led by Fish Newton.
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Gill-T & C-Lyfe are the head generals of the Fish Army.
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The Breakfast Cult
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They’re also really bad at time travel.
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Unaffiliated/Independent
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Powers/Abilities: indestructible, immortal killing machine. Lasers, bombs, more lasers, flamethrowers, wild spinning blades of doom, etc. Randomly appears to wreak havoc and then leaves.
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Powers/Abilities: super strength and invulnerability, the “Triple Threat Suplex,” interdimensional travel, proficient in three forms of wizardry: hydromancy (water), pyromancy (fire), and discomancy (that funky music).
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Powers/Abilities: Can breathe underwater, run up to 200 mph, and can destroy a 747 plane with a single kick.
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Powers/Abilities: He can explode parts of his body or his entire body. He always recovers from the explosion because he’s stubborn.
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Powers/Abilities: He’s a bear and he will punch you. He can also manipulate reality on the microscopic level via dark magic, but only uses that power if you make him angry.
Don’t make Bill angry.
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Powers/Abilities: Each clone has all the abilities of Hulk Hogan.
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Powers/Abilities: An android with Hulk strength and endurance, can spawn miniature Hulk Hogan clones from his chest. The clones grow to full size and strength within two hours, but possess full strength within an hour when they reach half their full size. The clones are also a lot meaner at that size.
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Powers/Abilities: stealth, agility, built-in spy gadgets, speaks four languages, has the Denny’s menu memorized, doesn’t fight often but likes to work out.
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Powers/Abilities: shoots a death ray from his mouth, bakes the best bread.
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Powers/Abilities: berserker rage, indiscriminate hustle, performance enhancing chemicals, and overpowered good luck.
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Powers/Abilities: The extent of the Mercenary’s powers is still a mystery. He is known for having superhuman strength and durability, and is a versatile magic user. He also has his own theme song that instantly plays whenever he enters a room.
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